- In prison, you
spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.
- At school, you
spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' carrel.
- In prison, you
get three meals a day.
- At school, you
only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.
- In prison, you
get time off for good behavior.
- At school, you
get rewarded for good behavior with more school.
- At school, you
must carry around special keys and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
- In prison, a guard
locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
- In prison, you
can watch TV and play games.
- At school, you
can get in trouble for watching TV and playing games.
- In prison, they
ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.
- At school, you
are just ball-and-chained.
- In prison, you
get your own toilet.
- At school, you
have to share.
- In prison, all
expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.
- At school, you
get to pay all the expenses to go to school and then they deduct taxes
from your stipend to pay for the prisoners.
- In prison, you
spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting
to get out.
- At school, you
spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.
- In prison, you
can join many programs which you can leave at any time.
- At school, there
are some programs you can never get out of.
- In prison, there
are wardens who are often sadistic.
- At school, we have
professors.
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