- So this isn't Home
Sweet Home ... Adjust!
- Giada
De Laurentiis doesn't live here!!
- Ring bell for maid
service. If no answer, do it yourself!
- I clean house every
other day. Today is the other day.
- If you write in the
dust, please don't date it!
- I would cook dinner
but I can't find the can opener!
- My house was clean
last week, too bad you missed it!
- I came, I saw, I decided
to order take out.
- If you don't like my
standards of cooking ... lower your standards.
- Although you'll find
our house a mess, come in, sit down, converse.
- It doesn't always
look like this: Some days it's even worse.
- A messy kitchen is
a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
- A balanced diet is
a cookie in each hand!
- Blessed are they who
can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
- Countless number of
people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
- My next house will
have no kitchen ... just vending machines.
- Thou shalt not weigh
more than thy refrigerator.
- I'd live life in the
fast lane, but I am married to a speed bump.
:-)
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