For those "Boulderites":
This is worth reading ... Sorry to all you transplanted Texans and Californians
...
Three guys in a bar: a Texan, a Californian, and a
Boulderite. They drink, they get crazy.
The Texan grabs a bottle of Tequila, unscrews
the top, takes a good swig, and throws the bottle into the air. He then
pulls out a .45 pistol and shoots the bottle, spraying Tequila all over
everything. The other patrons at the bar shout, "Hey, why'd you
waste that?"
The Texan says, "Heck, it's just Tequila.
Where I come from, we got lotsa Tequila."
The Californian, not to be outdone, whips
out a corkscrew and opens a bottle of wine, pours a little bit into
a glass, swirls the glass, sniffs, and sips the wine, then throws the
bottle in the air and shoots it with a little silver pistol. The patrons
again express their displeasure and astonishment at the waste.
But the Californian replies, "I'm from Napa.
We have plenty of wine."
The Boulderite borrows bottle opener from
the bartender, pops the top off a bottle of Boulder beer and downs it.
He throws the empty bottle into the air, shoots the Californian and
the Texan, then catches the falling bottle. The patrons scream, "Why'd
you do that???!!!!"
The Boulderite replies, "I'm from Boulder,
we have plenty of Texans and Californians, but I really should recycle
this bottle."