"I
Can't Recommend the Candidate Too Highly": an Ambiguous Lexicon
for Job Recommendations (by Robert J. Thornton, professor of economics
at Lehigh University)
Letters
of recommendation
are becoming increasingly unreliable
as a means of evaluating candidates under consideration for academic
employment. The chief reason is that the contents are no longer strictly
confidential. In all but the rarest of cases a letter is apt to be favorable,
even when the writer knows the candidate is mediocre or unqualified.
This is so because the writer fears the candidate may later exercise
the legal right to read the letter, and perhaps even sue if the contents
are not to his liking and are insufficiently substantiated.
While abolishing the practice
of requiring letters of recommendation may at first seem like a good
idea, there is really no better way to get reliable information about
a candidate's qualifications than to ask the people who have had close
contact with him or her. What is needed is a means by which the letter
writer can convey unfavorable information in a way that the candidate
cannot perceive it or prove it as such.
To this end I have designed
the Lexicon of Inconspicuously Ambiguous Recommendations,
or LIAR. Here are a few samples:
- To describe a candidate who is woefully
inept: "I most enthusiastically
recommend this candidate with no qualifications whatsoever."
- To describe a candidate who is not
particularly industrious: "In
my opinion, you will be very fortunate to get this person to work
for you."
- To describe a candidate who is not
worth further consideration: "I would urge
you to waste no time in making this candidate an offer of employment."
- To describe a candidate with lackluster
credentials: "All in all, I cannot say enough
good things about this candidate or recommend him too highly."
- To describe an ex-employee who had
difficulty getting along with fellow workers: "I
am pleased to say that this candidate is a former colleague of mine."
- To described a candidate who is so
unproductive the position would be better left unfilled: "I
can assure you that no person would be better for this job."