Dear Ma and Pa:
I am well. Hope you are too. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer that
the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell
them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.
I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly
6 a.m., but I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and
Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some
things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split,
fire to lay... practically nothing. Men got to shave but it's
not so bad ... there's warm water.
Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs,
bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried
eggplant, pie, and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer
you can always sit by the two city boys that
live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you 'til
noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't
walk much.
We go on "route marches," which the platoon sergeant says are long
walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him
different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at
home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back
in trucks.
The country is nice but awful flat. The sergeant is like a school
teacher. He nags a lot. The captain is like the school board. Majors
and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you
none.
This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting
medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big
as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like
the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable
and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in
boxes.
Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get
to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though,
they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull
at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug
Jordan from over in Silver Lake. I only beat him once. He joined
up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's
6'8" and near 300 pounds dry.
So, be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to
hurry and join up before other fellers get onto this setup and come
stampeding on in.
Your loving
daughter, Alice