I. Great Truth About Life That
Little Children Have Learned
-
No
matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
-
When
your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
-
Don't
wear polka-dot underware under white shorts.
-
If
your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the
second person.
-
You
can't trust dogs to watch your food.
-
Puppies
still have bad breath, even after eating a Tic-Tac.
-
Never
hold a DustBuster and a cat at the same time.
-
You
can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
II. Great Truth About Life
That Adults
Have Learned
-
Families
are like fudge ... mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
-
Today's
mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
-
Raising
teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
-
One
reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day, someone
in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
-
The
best way to keep kids at home is to make a pleasant atmosphere and
let the air out of their tires.
-
My
mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely.
-
If
you can remain calm, you just don't
have all the facts.
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